DoorDash drivers are so dramatic. Yes, I missed the calls. Yes, I didn’t answer the buzzer. That does not mean you just abandon my food on the floor outside the …
DoorDash drivers are so dramatic. Yes, I missed the calls. Yes, I didn’t answer the buzzer. Read More
Alright, public service announcement time — because somehow this still surprises people. What you’re looking at is the food purgatory shelf. An order gets placed, a driver sees the payout, …
Alright, public service announcement time — because somehow this still surprises people. Read More
THEY REALLY THOUGHT I WOULDN’T NOTICE. I ordered these jeans online for $59.99 each, paid it, and waited around acting patient for a package I already overpaid for. The box …
THEY REALLY THOUGHT I WOULDN’T NOTICE. Read More
It’s 94 degrees, I’m five stops behind, shirt glued to my back, and I see this bright blue cooler with a big “FOR DELIVERY DRIVERS ” sign on top. I actually …
It’s 94 degrees, I’m five stops behind, shirt glued to my back, Read More
I still cannot believe this just happened. I was at the casino with some friends who were actively donating their entire bank accounts to the slot machines while I was …
I still cannot believe this just happened. Read More
KIDS THESE DAYS are seriously confusing the hell out of me. I was cleaning out the bathroom cabinet because family is coming over this weekend, and I grabbed this random …
KIDS THESE DAYS Read More
WTF IS THIS?? I just saw this sign at Dollar General and I had to stop and read it twice. “Dollar General did not get you pregnant so don’t steal …
WTF IS THIS?? Read More
i pulled up to this apartment to drop off a delivery and immediately saw this massive cardboard sign taped to the ground like it was some kind of airport runway …
i pulled up to this apartment to drop off a delivery and immediately saw this massive Read More
I was pulling into the alley and saw you digging through the dumpster like it was completely normal, pulling stuff out and throwing bags around like it was your personal …
TO THE GUY dumpster diving behind my apartment complex last night. Read More
TO WHOEVER thought it would be funny to surround my truck with shopping carts in the Target parking lot tonight. I walked out of the store and found my truck …
TO WHOEVER thought it would be funny Read More