It’s 94 degrees, I’m five stops behind, shirt glued to my back, and I see this bright blue cooler with a big “FOR DELIVERY DRIVERS 
” sign on top. I actually smiled. Thought for once someone had basic human decency and left water or a Gatorade.
I pop it open and it’s empty. Just another note inside screaming “LEAVE ALL PACKAGES AT THE BACK DOOR!!!!” So basically they used a fake care package as a trap to give instructions. In this heat. Like I’m a lab rat that needs to open a cooler to unlock the next level.
I walked the boxes all the way around anyway because I’m not getting reported over someone’s backyard obstacle course, but I left that cooler lid wide open. If you want special delivery rules, tape it to the door like a normal person. Don’t dangle fake kindness in front of someone who’s one sunstroke away from quitting
