Tell me why I ordered a burger and fries… and my DoorDash driver left a handwritten note that said “$4? I left my personal sauce.” Bro, I opened my door thinking I was getting dinner instead I got a crime scene message. Who even writes something like that? It’s giving ransom note energy over ketchup.
I tipped FOUR dollars. For a ten-minute drive. That’s nearly 30 percent! These apps already charge a delivery fee, service fee, small-order fee, and probably a “breathing fee” at this point. Did you want equity in the company too?
And the handwriting… all caps, triple exclamation marks, and “personal sauce” underlined like it was evidence. I opened the bag like it might explode. I’ve never been more scared of a cheeseburger in my life.
