Tell me why I went on a night walk and found this three bananas and a bag of oranges perfectly lined up like a mini farmers market in the rain. No note, no bag, no context. Just fruit. Sitting there like someone rage-quit their grocery run mid-way and said, “You know what, let nature decide.”
I stood there for five straight minutes trying to figure out if this was a prank, performance art, or the start of a new cult. The placement was too neat to be random. Like bro, who sets up produce like it’s auditioning for Whole Foods?
If I wake up tomorrow and these bananas are gone, I’m moving
