I OPEN MY DOOR EXCITED FOR THIS STUPID GRINCH MEAL EVERYONE

WONT SHUT UP ABOUT AND IM GREETED BY A PAPER TOWEL THAT SAYS “$2 F YOU AND YOUR SOCKS” LIKE I JUST COMMITTED A FEDERAL CRIME OVER A TIP. I’m sorry I didn’t know ordering fake plastic Christmas food from McDonald’s required a mortgage payment and a written apology but I guess my bad for being broke at night. And before anyone starts yes I tipped TWO DOLLARS because that’s what I had and now I’m standing there wondering if my fries were held hostage or if my socks are about to disappear like a magician trick. Halfway through being mad I actually laughed because why is the Grinch meal the thing that finally sends society over the edge. Older people are about to say “back in my day we tipped in cash” yeah back in your day a burger was 79 cents and happiness was affordable. Younger people please don’t lie you’ve all been guilt tripped by an app that asks you to tip before the food even exists. So tell me this because I genuinely need to know should drivers be allowed to leave notes like this and what is the minimum tip before my socks get threatened