I let my friend borrow my car for a whole damn week and when I finally got it back today I start cleaning it out and see this half-crushed water bottle stuffed in the door pocket with some dark yellow liquid in it. At first I’m thinking maybe it’s old tea or some nasty drink he left sitting in the heat too long. But even through the cap that smell was already suspicious as hell.
So I shake the bottle a little and crack it open just a bit to check and BOOM the smell hit me right in the face. Straight up piss. Not even trying to hide it either. Just a whole damn bottle of piss sitting in my car like that’s a normal thing to leave behind. Who the hell does that nasty shit in somebody else’s car?
I screwed the cap back on and kept the bottle. Later that day he pulls up to my house to drop something off and walks inside like everything normal. The second he went in I grabbed that bottle, went outside, opened his passenger door and dumped the whole damn thing all over his floor mat. Then I set the empty bottle right on his seat. When he came back out asking what the hell happened I told him real simple, if you comfortable leaving bottles of piss in my car, you can be comfortable dealing with that nasty shit in your own car too.
