My mom told me I need to stop vaping because of my cough… so I showed her the new setup.
I’ve had this nagging cough for like a week, and my mom has been on my case every single hour. She’s convinced it’s “that flavored air” and told me if she sees me with a vape one more time, she’s throwing me out. I told her, “Mom, relax, I’m literally taking my medicine.” She rolled her eyes so hard I thought she’d pass out.
So, I walked into the kitchen, pulled this out, and showed her the screen. The look on her face when she saw BENADRYL on the display was priceless. I told her it’s a new “nebulizer tech” and it’s basically just vaporized allergy relief. I’m out here getting 10,000 puffs of peak sleep and clear sinuses. She just stood there in silence for two minutes staring at me.
She asked if it tastes like the pink liquid and I said, “No, it tastes like nap time and poor decisions.” Honestly, I feel better already? Or maybe that’s just the 5% Benadryl hitting my bloodstream at Mach 10. Either way, the cough is gone because I’m too tired to breathe
