Johnny was complaining to his friends.
“I’m scared,” Johnny said to one of his friends, “I got a letter from a guy who said he’d break my legs if I didn’t stop seeing his wife.” …
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I …
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were …
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I’m drawing God.
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny who was working …
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “The priest said, “What do you mean, almost? “The Irishman …
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A boy wanted to borrow $50 from his dad.
A boy wanted to borrow $50 from his dad. “Dad, can I ask you something?” the young boy said. “Of course, what is it? ” replied the father. “How …
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see all of your …
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A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras …
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Two are walking along
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You …
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Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!
A little girl approached her father and said, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her dad replied, “But honey, you *do* have a …
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