A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
And his lovely wife replied, “Some woman asking if the coast was clear.”
The husband jumped out of bed in a panic and shouted, “WHAT?! And you just hung up?!”
She rolled over, pulled the blanket up, and said calmly, “Relax… if she doesn’t even know where she is at 2 a.m., that’s not my problem!”
The husband sat there in stunned silence for a moment… then burst out laughing when he realized his wife had treated a wrong number like a top-secret spy mission.
