Costco is for winners, not for broke ass skeptics who doubt every word I say. Told this idiot we could buy 55 gallon drums of maple syrup for $2500, but he wanted to play smart and call me a liar. Dragged him to the warehouse just to shove the proof in his face, and once we got to the pallet, I let him have it.
Called him a cock sucker and every other name in the book for being a stubborn prick. Told him straight up that his mama didn’t just walk out she left because he’s too stupid to live with. He lost his mind and lunged at me, and we slammed right into the steel. Now there’s high grade syrup leaking all over the concrete while we’re trading blows. Let the minimum wage kids clean up the mess; I’m done trying to educate a lost cause.
