WTF IS THIS. I tell DoorDash “leave it on the porch” and this genius stacks every single grocery bag DIRECTLY AGAINST THE DOOR like it’s a booby trap. Door opens outward. Physics exists. My front entrance is now a Jenga tower of eggs, milk, and canned regret.
I stood there staring through the glass knowing the second I opened the door it was gonna be a full scale grocery avalanche. One wrong move and I’m power-washing orange juice and pasta sauce off the concrete. Whoever dropped this off really looked at the setup, nodded confidently, and said “yeah this blocks their only exit, perfect.”
So I had to open the door an inch at a time like I was defusing a bomb, catching bags mid fall, praying nothing busted open. Groceries survived. Dignity did not. If common sense was a delivery option, this order definitely skipped it
