The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class,
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
“Well,” the teacher continued, “then how can I get to Heaven?”
In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead.”
