I was already irritated walking into the parking lot after dealing with a hit and run earlier, and then I spot the most ridiculous display of parking lot entitlement I’ve seen in a while.
This guy’s white Ford F150 is stretched across two full spaces like it’s some museum piece that needs its own exhibit area. And taped right to the tailgate is this giant printed message basically threatening anyone who even looks at the truck sideways. The note is practically a manifesto about “respecting his vehicle” and warning people not to park near it.
So not only is he blocking extra space in a busy lot, he’s also leaving behind a written speech about how everyone else is the problem. Meanwhile the truck itself has bumper stickers joking about being “that guy,” like he already knows exactly what he’s doing.
If someone is that terrified of a door ding, maybe a crowded shopping center parking lot isn’t the place to bring their precious paint job. Park in the far corner and walk like everyone else instead of turning two public spots into a private display stand
