For Men Only
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this place.”“That’s OK, …
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A Soldier’s Unexpected Encounter with a Wise Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”The nun agreed. A moment later, two Military Police …
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Just Mix Vaseline with Lemon and you will be shocked! Method in the first comment
Mixing Vaseline with lemon isn’t just about making a homemade beauty potion. It’s about using the special qualities of these items to get amazing results. Hydrating Power: Vaseline is …
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The blonde joke to end
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The …
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So funny – A captain
A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west. ”The …
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little …
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Why do you think she ran to the bank?
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of …
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A blonde physical education teacher
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she noticed one boy …
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A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here today. This …
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My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16 …
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