The priest and the drunk
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: “Do you …
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Do you realize you were speeding?
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over. “Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.” “What’s …
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Why are you looking so upset?
Teacher: “John, what’s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?” John: “My dad is in the police station, and my mom is in the hospital!” Teacher: “Oh, you …
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A woman visits her husband in prison
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, …
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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, “I’m …
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If you spot a rubber band on your front door handle, you need to know the sick thing it means
If you ever spot a rubber band on your front door handle, it’s important to know the disturbing meaning behind it. This seemingly innocent item can actually be a signal …
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FINALLY BLONDE MEN JOKES
`FINALLY! BLONDE MEN JOKES: A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “did you find the shampoo?” He answers “Yes but I’m not sure what to do… …
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A stranger drove his car into a ditch
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy …
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THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL.
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you. “What …
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A Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he …
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