At a hotel restaurant, a man notices a beautiful woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes – and her glass eye goes flying across the room!
Quick as a flash, the man snatches it out of the air and hands it back to her.
Embarrassed, she pops it back in place and says, “Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry to bother you. Let me make it up to you—may I buy you dinner?”
He agrees, and over dinner he finds she’s smart, funny, and gorgeous. By the end of the evening, he asks for her number and says,
“You’re the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. Do you really take all men out to dinner like this?”
She smiles and replies…
“Only the ones who catch my eye.”
